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teacrafted:

"You can’t eat all that!"

fuckin watch me.

(via satancumsgold)

definitelygayy:

I want to be shown off. I want somebody to be proud they call me theirs. I want to be introduced to new, exciting things. I want my tears kissed away when my heart is hurting. I want arms to hold me when I shake. I want someone to not judge me by my past, but help me grow and lift me up. I want somebody to be proud of all my accomplishments. I want somebody to love me like I deserve to be.

(via storybook-nightmare)

64px:

funandflirtynog:

SNAKES DONT HAVE ARMS? THEY CANT GO BOWLING

fuck. there goes my snake bowling team, fuck this

(Source: lizardmultitude, via satan-cult)

stuartsometimes:

I warned you

suckmyvertical:

fucking cuddle with me you bitch

(via mermaidlago0n)

bagmilk:

you haven’t replied in three minutes what did i do why do you hate me

(Source: heteroh, via mermaidlago0n)

piercingsandink:

Hahahaha

(Source: reservoirpups, via mermaidlago0n)

uglygirlsclub:

don’t date anyone who isn’t proud of you

(via mermaidlago0n)